She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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