oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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