hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
