Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
