Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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