Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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