I love black thongs
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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