oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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