redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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