I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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