Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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