last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
