So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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