What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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