So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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