But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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