# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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