I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
