I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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