Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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