How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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