Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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