butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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