dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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