meet me or not, i'm out of control
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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