So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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