I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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