just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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