if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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