I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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