Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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