at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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