i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
is it fun? or sober?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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