Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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