So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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