whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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