i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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