You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i wish my penis had a tongue
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
