She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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