we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I want to be your penis for a week.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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