Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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