is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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