There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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