Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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