yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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