Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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