It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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