Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
its liver damage thursday
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