The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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