Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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