Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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