Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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