over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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